hula hoops and hampster wheels

So my grandma is 84 -- she's pretty hip though -- she has a little email device to stay in touch with everyone. And she loves forwards!

Today's forward, was pretty good - I hadn't seen it before -- but then again I don't really read them much - and I read hers in case she added a little note.

Garfiel on the Oil Crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~ Our OIL is located in
~~~ Alaska
~~~ California
~~~ Coastal Florida
~~~ Coastal Louisiana
~~~ Kansas
~~~ Oklahoma
~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas
~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC!!! Any Questions??? NO? Didn't think So.