Sooo I can't spell that well, I love spell check -- but I have an issue.
Sometimes I have to apologize to customers -- and so I'll send them the email -- and I'll type --
inconvinence : incontinence comes up as the best guess at what I'm trying to spell.
I'm sorry you can't hold your bladder or bowels but here is the copy you requested...
I'm sure there are others -- that are bad -- but this is probably the worst one I can think of off hand.
So I live in Minnesota --- you are almost required by law to keep an abundance of crap in your trunk -- I have taken it to the next level and treat my little trunk like a traveling garage/closet/entertainment center.
If opened today you would find a plethora of crap that probably has not been used in ages:
- crochet hooks -- just in case I feel like making an afghan while commuting. Oh crap I missed a stich and my exit!
- books -- some half read -- some waiting to be read -- some never to be looked at again.
- camping chair - now this came in handy when we recently had RSC fun days and I didn't want to sit in the dirt/grass for fear of icky bugs -- but other than that -- it has just been taking up space.
- jumper cables -- for winter fun.
- windex and paper towels -- in case I need to clean something? Actually the towels did come in handy when I was out for the 4th of july - eating pizza by the river and we neglected to get napkins -- plus I had enough for Kenz& Si and Deann&Doug
- random clothes with stains
- socks -- you can never underestimate the power of fresh socks.
- shoes- flip flops - high heals- boots - tennis shoes - etc.
- deoderant -- that by today's heat is probably liquified.
- butterscotch candies and cinnamon disks -- just in case I'm stranded by the side of the road -- I know I'll have something to suck on besides my thumb.
- empty water bottles, diet coke cans, shoe boxes, yarn wrappers
- spare pillow and blanket -- in case i'm stuck sleeping somewhere where I need a blanket and pillow -- I don't want to have a Greenbay moment happen where I have to resort to covering up with a towel.
- my overnight bag -- this moves in and out as needed -- but I'm a boyscout with it -- I'm always prepared.
- yarn
- empty kleenex boxes
- a roll of toilet paper
- soap -- just in case I have to shower on the side of the road before i'm rescued. (actually they are really pretty soaps that I bought for myself for my birthday- but then never brought them in the house...
- cribbage board -- deck of cards
- another deck of cards -- that is missing some
- spare tire
- window washer fluid
- car manual
- bag of crap -- I don't even want to peak in there.
