God = Cher?

So tonight was a date night with Clinton. After our outing, I was driving home feeling like a goober - so I turned on the Lite Fm station. Delilah was ding her radio show. Some woman called in a requested a song that inspires. She gave her testimonial - now a prerequisite for having Delilah play a song for you.
It went something like this:
Caller:
My name is Melissa and I'm a mom of three kids and we want you to play a song for us. We are at a new stage in life and need something that inspires us! We are moving into a new house, my first house, I'm recently divorced, I just bought a new car and I'm also a foster mom. I love being a mom and my life is going really well right now, but I've been listening to your show and I left my husband since my marriage didn't sound as picturesque and happy and blissful as your sappy callers claimed it to be. But one day I hope to find the one. I deserve it. I'm a good person and great mom.

Delilah: Well it sounds like you need to inspire us with all the positive thing going on in your life.

Caller: Well I do get lonely listening to your show without that special someone to love.

Delilah: Well do you believe that there is something bigger than you and me out there - who loves you more than you love your children?

Caller: I'd like to think so. I believe God has a plan

Delilah: Well you know God loves you and do you believe he loves you more than you can possibly know?

Caller: I hope so. It's so hard to imagine.

Delilah: He does and he has a plan for you Melissa and for your children and you are on the road t greatness with the positive energy you have.

Caller: Thanks Delilah. I love God and will be patient for his plan.

Delilah: It's hard sometimes but while we wait for God's plan I have a song for you.

queue music:

Song Played: believe by Cher.

Moral of the Story - Divas are Deities?

1 Comment:

  1. Sci3nc3 said...
    Clearly gods plan involves a LOT of plastic surgery, drug use, awkward clothing and over-sampled vocal tracks.

    I know they say that this god person works in mysterious ways but...really?

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