hula hoops and hampster wheels

Soo my brother just ordered pizza.

He asked me to get the door when it came -- In my sisterly voice refused.. I can be a brat sometimes. Oh well.

So he said gosh - I need to shower then.

Shower to get the pizza when it comes to the door? Are you that vain?

I'm not vain - I just don't want to look like a bum who eats pizza all day.

So I agreed to get the door -- he wouldn't have that -- noo

Instead he decided to get the pizza in his underwear. I guess if you aren't going to shower for the delivery person - you might as well forget to put on clothes too.

So much for vanity and looking like bum...