hula hoops and hampster wheels

On my last dating expidition - I ran into some weirdos - but some nice guys too.
I even have my aim buddy list broken into several catergories
- nice guys
- too far away guys
- bad dates
- losers
- boring guys
- annoying sex crazed maniacs

Well I'm a little more choosey about who I wast time chatting with this go arround.

Here are some of the disqualifiers/red flags:

Pass judgement on me if you will but a girl has to have standards.

The NO Way Jose List:
No education after highschool.
Unemployed.
Religious Zealots.
Felons.
Liars.
Cheaters.
No car.
Baby on the way with another woman.
Bad teeth.
Creepy eyes.
Drug use.
Big Drinkers.
Illiterate.
Self-Centered
Egotistical.
Possesing any bastard like qualities.
Youger than 27.
Older than 38.
Weird facial piercings or otherwise.
Dredlocks.
Catergorized as Seperated
Catergorized as Married
Lying about marital status: i.e. One sites profile says Divorced and the other says: Never Married (and he's sent me messages from both.)
Baldness unless it really does work for him.
Beards. Some facial hair is ok - but no full beards.
No hatred of cats.