hula hoops and hampster wheels

I laugh at dumb things -- like laffy taffy jokes. Puns. KS95s senseless survey -- http://www.ks95.com/ has the link to listen to the Senseless bureau questionaires. Sometimes I laugh so hard at this it hurts.

I laugh if I fall or if accidently get pink highlighter all over my face but no one points it out until a couple hours after the fact and then Jacque is practically rolling on the floor telling everyone to go look at my face. I laugh because I know I'm not graceful -and It easy to laugh at me -- I do some ridiculous things.

I laugh at anchor people mis prounoucing words -- and not in a word snob way -- just in a ha, ha way

I laugh at my cats for being goofy.

Dave makes me laugh.

I laugh at goofy sidebars that the weatherman I affectionately call Douchie* spouts during his moring forecast -- (*short for douche bag -- no, I don't know him personally -- and the name stays the same - even if I change the channel -- maybe I have some disorder for hating weather-people?)

I laugh at the quanitity of coke I drink in a day. I laugh that my coworks want to get me canisters for my desk so I can organize my candies and treats.

I laugh when they come to me for chocolate and all I have left for them are dum dums from Halloween -- or nasty easter eggs and tin foil wrapped bunnies.

I laugh at cute kids at restraunts sticking french fries up their gums to become a wallrus.

Yep, I'll laugh at anything.

Kids are cute and adorable -- but I am in no ready to be a mommy.



1. I like to sleep through the night. I can't imagine getting up every time a baby cried or needed a feeding, or when they are bigger and have nightmares or can't sleep. I fall asleep and like to stay that way.



2. I think bodily fluids are gross. I almost gag when I see someone else throw up -- or faint at the sight of blood. I know spit up, pee, poo, snot, drool and come with the baby territory but I frankly don't want to deal with the icky stuff.



3. I like alone time.



4. I like only being responsible for me -- If I f-up I live with it -- and it usually doesn't effect anyone else.



5. I have no idea how I will present morals without using the bible.

6. I have a million other issues -- but one day maybe I'll be able to move past them -- until then- no babies.

When I go shopping for books -- I wander aimlessly through the fiction section -- picking up books, reading blurbs on the back or inside cover -- judging them -- for the covers, titles, authors name -- trying so desperatly to find a book that will speak to me. So I'll open them up and tryto Aread the first couple of pages --- Or maybe just the first paragraph -- try to get a feel for the writer's tone and voice... blah blah blah -- but then you come to find out that they have given the main charachter has a horrible name -- that is either a. unprounoucable - so I feel like I'm reading Russian or Lativan - or sooo cheesy that it makes my heart ache for the charachter. Yep, I'm a judger.

I like books with the matte finish -- as opposed to the glossy finish. But I'm not opposed to reading these glossy books as I once was. I read more paper back books than hardcover -- and I have recently started approving of the mass paperback format sold in grocery stores and drug stores. I used to roll my eyes at these books -- but now they are fair game. Also they are usually 1/2 the price of snobby full sized books. Bonus if you are on a book budget.

I like to read multiple things at the same time. As of today, I'm reading Salem Falls -- by Jodi Piccoult. Vanishing Acts - also by Jodi (this one is at Dave's house for when we are reading in bed together) I just started Stupid and Contagious --- which has two poorly named charchters -- Heaven and Brady... but we'll see if I can get past that. At work I have a book The amazing adventours of the Hunt Sisters -- for when I'm lame and stay inside for lunch, but lately I've been Jamba Juicing it for lunch. I've started Firefly Lane -- and then put it down when my dad died -- it's written by Kristin Hannah -- and her books always make me cry, so it's on the back burner right now. I have Love in the Time of Cholera on my night stand and I can't seem to get past page 12. Maybe I have some sort of reader's a.d.d.... who knows.

Soo I like movies--- more than I should -- Lately I've been escaping in my movie watching --

Some movies that might be worth a gander, or not so much...

Waitress -- Chic Flick B+
Sentence that sums the plot:
I'm pregnant with an assholes baby and I like to make pies.
Moral of the story:
Don't marry an asshole, be yourself and be a real friend - even to unlikely people.

Ratatoille -- Cute. Animated/Pixarated A-
Sentence that sums the plot:
A rat is a cook and a critic acts like a rat and a boy uses a rat to become a cook.
Moral of the story:
You can be who you want to be and do what you want to do.


27 Dresses -- Chic Flick A
Sentence that sums the plot.
A bridesmaid finally gets the chance to put herself first and be the bride.
Moral of the story:
Don't have your bridesmaid where an ugly dress or she might make you wear it one day, or adversly -- You might find love in unexpectant places and office dating is a no-no- and sisters can be bitches.


PS I love you -- tear jerking - chic flick B-
Sentence that sums the plot.
A widow gets an adventure from her recently deceased husband.
Moral of the Story: Live in all the moments -- even the little ones.

Ironman - action flick -- C-
Sentence that sums the plot: A fancy suit mixed with technology can save the world from evil.
Moral of the Story: I missed it -- I had to pee half way through and was hoping it was going to be over -- but it wasn't

Made of Honor -- B
Sentence that sums the plot: Girl's best friend is in love with girl as she is about to get married.
Moral of the Story: Girl should stick to best friends who do not have romantic feelings for them.

Indiana Jones --- B
Sentence that sums the plot: Long lost loves reunite -- a man discovers he's a father -- they all work together to end coruption and in the end it's all the aliens fault.
Moral of the Story: Be as old as you feel you are.