hula hoops and hampster wheels

So It looks like I'm moving to Canada -- don't fret, what I mean is that I'm moving into the Canadian region at work -- so I'll get a cube on the dark side of the office -- get to brush up on my French and leave Texas behind.

I'm excited and apprehensive about the change -- but there is no use in fighting it- they'll just move me if they want to move me.

So wish me luck!

Dear Diary,

Weight: 146 -- ugh, the Dr. wants me at 106 - I'd be happy at 116-126
Drinks: 0 alcholic, 10 cans of diet coke...
Smoking: yes, but less -- quit day set for Friday
Today's Highlight: Not having the worst hair day in the last 2 decades
Today's Low Light: I have gas, really bad gas.
Time at the gym: 35 minutes
Excuse thought of to avoid said gym: NA, Miss Swessi had to make me go though...
Issues and Concerns: The weather forecast isn't favorable for the zoo date planned for this weekend.
Funny Moment of the Day: Me in sweatpants -- out in public is pretty funny, but getting on the eliptical machine and getting worn out on level one, was sad funny.
Mushy Lovey Dovey Moment: Dave encouraging and wishing me luck via text on the job I applied for yesterday, and as of now, no one else has applied.
Food Du Jour: Breakfast: diet coke, 5 twizzlers Mid Morning Snack: 1/2 king size bag of M&Ms, Lunch: Leann Chins -- chin dynasty: 1/2 peking chicken, 1/2 seasme chicken, vegetable fried rice, 2 cream puffs, regular cherry pepsi, fortune cookie, dinner: triple chocolate cake & diet coke
Avoiding: putting laundry away
Looking forward to: eating the chocolate cake -- don't worry I won't go Cake on y'all.

Dear Diary,

Weight: Too freightened to stand on the scale.
Drinks: 0 ( I guess I'm not a lush like Miss Bridget)
Cigerettes: 1/2 pack today -- naughty me
Diet du Jour: The extra healthy - King Size Butterfinger and King Size Caramello for breakfast -- the last of my stash of Gardetto Rye Chips for mid morning snack. M&M icecream treat for lunch -- dinner, venison steak, baked potato and 1.5 english muffins both oozing with butter. Too many diet cokes to remember.
Time at the Gym: 0 --
Logical reasoning for avoiding said gym: I need to buy sports bras tomorrow.
Highlight of the day: That caramello bar was really good.
Lowlight of the day: Probably the worst hair day in the last 2 decades.
Issues and Concerns: Just applied for a new job at work
Wardrobe Malfunction: the cute little strap on my black shoes broke and my fat girl xl sweater shrunk in the wash and the buttons are busting at the well, they are all busting to break free.
Looking forward to: brushing my teeth with the new toothbrush and watching House MD

Granted, I hate being the last to know- but sometimes it's hard to be in the loop and not be able to say anything.

For example, someone at work- who is a temp, had his last day yesterday --- but he was in the dark as the temp agency was going to inform him after 5. I knew because one of my good friends is taking over his region and I was to train her on Texas lien law and give her the scoop on the area she will be moving into on Monday. Now, I understand that temps are different that regular employees -- but he's been temping here since September. He just had a couple issues with getting to work on time... and taking extra long lunches... and other issues.

I also know that someone else is considering putting in their notice --- but as nothing is official - I don't know anything.

Just like I don't know that someone else is having an extra marital affair(s) and someone else is interested in becoming a swinger, that someone else is gay and that someone else is a dirty old man. Someone else likes pain during sex. See these are the things I may or may not know to protect the innocent some features have been altercated.